Miss Wagner Teaches The Alphabet Lyrics

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Good morning children!
My name is Miss Wagner!


Miss Wagner?
Who?
Who's that?


But where's Mr. Machula?


Mr. Machula had a long, hard di--
Uh... ahem... night
Regardless, he couldn't come to school
So today, I will be teaching
Your kindergarten cla**!


Yay!


So children
What have you been learning?
Colors? Math?
Manners?

Ooh!
Mr. Machula has been
Teaching us the alphabet!


Yeah! Play the alphabet song!
Play it! Yeah yeah yeah!


Oh! The alphabet song!
You mean like, A B C D E--


No! Oh no, not that one!


It's the CD on his desk


This one?
The one that says... Threest?


Yeah, play it!
Play it yay!
Alphabet!

O-kay...





A is for a**
And I get that daily


B is for b*t*hes
Hit and quit, no babies


C me with a sweetie on my D


E is for effigy
Burning all these rappers
Like an F-ing G


H is for haters
I don't care what they say

I'm rolling like I authored Harry Potter
J-K


Latina ladies call me L pene grande


F**k b*t*hes
Get money, kids


F**k what your moms say





It's the motherf**king alphabet, b*t*h
Turning up
Yeah the kindergarten's boutta get lit
Stacking blocks like bands
Got a Glock in my hand
Make it rain on them t**ties
All the kiddies sing it with me like


It's the motherf**king alphabet, b*t*h
Turning up
Yeah the kindergarten's boutta get lit
Stacking blocks like bands
Got a Glock in my hand
That's it
It's the motherf**king alphabet, b*t*h





M is for make that a**
Jiggle like jello


Do you respect your elders?
Let me hear you, kids


N-O


When my P-P stands up
That's your Q, sexy
Girl, R you feeling thirsty
Like 3-S-T


Smash U in your V
That's a f**king W
So forget about your X
'Cause now he's just other dude


All these dumb emcees
Don't know they ABC's
And that's Y I'm sleeping on them
Like Z-Z-Z





My goodness!
This is what Mr. Machula
Lets you listen to?


Yeah, we love it!
Alphabet, b*t*h!
Yeah, turn up!


Well, I will be having
A word with the principal
This music is a terrible influence on--


Hey Miss Wagner
What that mouth do?


Excuse me?


Yo guys
Let's gang bang the subst**ute!


Whoo! Yeah boy!
Yay!


Enough, enough!
I will not stand for this!


You don't have to stand
You'll be on your knees!


Oh sh*t!
Worldstar!
Ha ha ha ha!


This behavior is intolerable!
I am leaving!


Alright, she's gone
Who's got the weed?




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