|
| · Al Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie | · I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human | · Van Full Of Retards |
| · All Our Fans Are Gay | · I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You | · Walker, Texas Corpse |
| · Art Fag | · I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos | · Waterfall Wishes |
| · Because You're Old | · I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank | · Woman, Nature's Punching Bag |
| · Being Ignorant Is Awesome | · I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant | · You |
| · Body | · I Wanna Grow Old With You | · You Are A Good Food Critic |
| · Branscombe Richmond | · I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage | · You Are An Interior Decorator |
| · Chris Barnes Is A Pussy | · I'm Not That Kind Of Boy | · You Are An Orphan |
| · Deadbeat Dads Are Cool | · I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert | · You Can't Shut Up |
| · Dictators Are Cool | · If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay | · You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick |
| · Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny | · In My Heart There's A Star Named After You | · You Drive An Iroc |
| · Easy E. Got A.i.d.s. From F. Mercury | · Internet Is Gay | · You Fucking Towelhead |
| · Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed | · Into The Oven | · You Go To Art School |
| · Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us | · Jack Kevorkian Is Cool | · You Got Date Raped |
| · Furnace | · Just The Two Of Us | · You Have Goals |
| · Gloves Of Metal | · Kill Women | · You Keep A Diary |
| · Greed Is Something That We Don't Need | · Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail | · You Live In A Houseboat |
| · Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You | · Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay | · You Look Adopted |
| · Hebosaurus | · Locking Drop Dead In Mcdonalds | · You Own A Store |
| · Hitler Was A Sensitive Man | · My Woman, My Lover, My Friend | · You Play On A Softball Team |
| · Hootie And The Blowfish | · Obviously Adopted | · You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag |
| · I Ate Your Horse | · Picnic Of Love | · You Rollerblading Faggot |
| · I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It | · Pottery's Gay | · You Sell Cologne |
| · I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis | · Rancid Sucks | · You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You |
| · I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present | · Recycling Is Gay | · You're A Cop |
| · I Fucked Your Wife | · Reni Auberjonois | · You're Best Friend Is You |
| · I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid | · Rich Goyette Is Gay | · You're Gay |
| · I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women | · Saving Ourselves For Marriage | · You're In A Coma |
| · I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog | · Shut Up Mike, Pt.2 | · You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach |
| · I Like Drugs And Child Abuse | · Sweatshops Are Cool | · You've Got Cancer |
| · I Lit Your Baby On Fire | · Technology's Gay | · You've Got No Friends |
| · I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died | · The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt | · Your Band's In The Cut-out Bin |
| · I Made You're Kid Get Aids, So You Could Watch It Die | · The Word Homophobic Is Gay | · Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck |
| · I Paid J. Howell To Rape You | · Valujet | · Your Kid Is Deformed |
| · I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway | | |
|
|